ATTENTION!
ATTENTION! The event you’ve been waiting for is about to happen. No, you’re not
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October 17 through the 21st.
Men,
this is the definitive guide for those of you who are still chasing tail in
Eastern Europe. This collection of heartfelt letters will have you shaking your
head and busting a gut, all at the same time. The one thing I learned during
our exchange of letters is, if she can’t write any better than this, she better
have an excellent talent to make up for her lack of conversational skills.
Now
guys, I know what you’re thinking; if she’s that good what could go wrong?
Think, divorce attorney. That’s right men. They have ninety days to consummate
the deal or they’ll be packing their bags and headed home. Okay, I get it.
Three months of bliss can’t be all that bad. Again, think twice. We know when
it comes a hot, hard body, we just can’t say no. There in lies the problem.
When we start thinking with our second head, all hell breaks loose. You know
what I’m talking about. We’ve all done it. Woke up in the morning, looked in
the mirror and shook our heads; “What in the hell did I just do?” By then it’s
TOO LATE. We’re screwed, literally and figuratively. Don’t let it happen to
you.
This
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bank account, portfolio and holdings intact.
Ladies,
I’m not slighting you at all. Oh, no. If you want to see how the competition,
seven thousand miles away is trying to steal your American man, it’s the
perfect guide for combating the influx from the East. If you get anything out
of the exchange, my love Julia and I embark on is, if you can string two cognitive
sentences together, you’ve got them beat by a mile! Men actually do like a
woman who can speak fluently, in any language.
Men,
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What
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